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#! /bin/sh
: sh script to add back in ctl-G and ctl-H characters
:
PATH=/bin:/usr/bin:$PATH; export PATH
echo 's/\^G/'`echo % | tr % '\007'`/g > /tmp/ctl_fix.$$
echo 's/\^H/'`echo % | tr % '\010'`/g >> /tmp/ctl_fix.$$
sed -f /tmp/ctl_fix.$$ << 'PATCH_EOF' | patch
*** Troff.sed	Mon Jun 22 16:05:36 1987
--- Troff.sed.old	Mon Jun 22 15:58:42 1987
***************
*** 1,13 ****
  /^['.]/s//\\\&&/
  /^%%/s//.&/
  /--/s//\\*-/g
! /_a-squared cos 2(phi)/s//\\fIa\\fP\\u2\\d cos 2\\(*f/
! /__**\([a-zA-Z]*\)/s//\\fI\1\\fP/g
! /"\(.\)/s//\1\\*:/g
! /`\(.\)/s//\1\\*`/g
! /'\(.\)/s//\1\\*'/g
! /~\(.\)/s//\1\\*~/g
! /\^\(.\)/s//\1\\*^/g
! /,\(.\)/s//\1\\*,/g
! /\(.\)\(.\)/s//\\o_\1\2_/g
! /*/s//\\(bs/g
--- 1,13 ----
  /^['.]/s//\\\&&/
  /^%%/s//.&/
  /--/s//\\*-/g
! /_^Ha-squared cos 2(phi)/s//\\fIa\\fP\\u2\\d cos 2\\(*f/
! /__*^H^H*\([a-zA-Z]*\)/s//\\fI\1\\fP/g
! /"^H\(.\)/s//\1\\*:/g
! /`^H\(.\)/s//\1\\*`/g
! /'^H\(.\)/s//\1\\*'/g
! /~^H\(.\)/s//\1\\*~/g
! /\^^H\(.\)/s//\1\\*^/g
! /,^H\(.\)/s//\1\\*,/g
! /\(.\)^H\(.\)/s//\\o_\1\2_/g
! /^G^G*/s//\\(bs/g
*** obscene.r13.aa.old	Mon Jun 29 13:26:20 1987
--- obscene.r13.aa	Thu May 21 16:52:23 1987
***************
*** 360,366 ****
  %%
  Phaavyvathf vf arkg gb tbqyvarff.
  %%
! Qnzzvg, ubj znal gvzrf qb V unir gb gryy lbh?  _____SVEFG lbh encr, ____GURA lbh
  cvyyntr!!
  %%
  Qrne Ybeq, bofreir guvf oraqrq xarr
--- 360,366 ----
  %%
  Phaavyvathf vf arkg gb tbqyvarff.
  %%
! Qnzzvg, ubj znal gvzrf qb V unir gb gryy lbh?  _^HS_^HV_^HE_^HF_^HG lbh encr, _^HG_^HU_^HR_^HA lbh
  cvyyntr!!
  %%
  Qrne Ybeq, bofreir guvf oraqrq xarr
***************
*** 597,603 ****
  Qvq lbh unir gb ovgr bss gur guernq?"
  %%
  Ur jnfa'g zhpu bs na npgbe, ur jnfa'g zhpu bs n Tbireabe -- Uryy, gurl
! _U_N_Q gb znxr uvz Cerfvqrag bs gur Havgrq Fgngrf.  Vg'f gur bayl wbo ur'f
  dhnyvsvrq sbe!
  		-- Zvpunry Pnva
  %%
--- 597,603 ----
  Qvq lbh unir gb ovgr bss gur guernq?"
  %%
  Ur jnfa'g zhpu bs na npgbe, ur jnfa'g zhpu bs n Tbireabe -- Uryy, gurl
! _^HU_^HN_^HQ gb znxr uvz Cerfvqrag bs gur Havgrq Fgngrf.  Vg'f gur bayl wbo ur'f
  dhnyvsvrq sbe!
  		-- Zvpunry Pnva
  %%
***************
*** 680,686 ****
  Qnqql'f fher gb frr,
  Naq rirelguvat gung onol fnlf,
  Zl qnqql'f fher gb gryy.
! Lbh _z_h_f_g unir ernq zl qnqql'f irefr.
  V ubcr ur sevrf va Uryy.
  		-- Btqra Anfu
  %%
--- 680,686 ----
  Qnqql'f fher gb frr,
  Naq rirelguvat gung onol fnlf,
  Zl qnqql'f fher gb gryy.
! Lbh _^Hz_^Hh_^Hf_^Hg unir ernq zl qnqql'f irefr.
  V ubcr ur sevrf va Uryy.
  		-- Btqra Anfu
  %%
***************
*** 779,785 ****
  %%
  Vs gur Nzrevpna qernz vf sbe Nzrevpnaf bayl, vg jvyy erznva bhe qernz
  naq arire or bhe qrfgval.
! 		-- Era'r qr Ivfzr Jvyyvnzfba
  %%
  Vs lbh pna oryvrir gra vzcbffvoyr guvatf orsber oernxsnfg, gura lbh
  fubhyq wbva
--- 779,785 ----
  %%
  Vs gur Nzrevpna qernz vf sbe Nzrevpnaf bayl, vg jvyy erznva bhe qernz
  naq arire or bhe qrfgval.
! 		-- Era'^Hr qr Ivfzr Jvyyvnzfba
  %%
  Vs lbh pna oryvrir gra vzcbffvoyr guvatf orsber oernxsnfg, gura lbh
  fubhyq wbva
***************
*** 867,874 ****
  Xnfun, a.:
  	Xnfun vf nyjnlf qrsvarq nf "ohpxjurng tebngf".  Gurer'f bayl
  	bar ceboyrz jvgu guvf qrsvavgvba: jung gur shpx ner "ohpxjurng
! 	tebngf"?  *_V* xabj jung gurl ner -- gurl'er xnfun.  Ohg gung
! 	qbrfa'g uryc *___lbh* zhpu.
  		-- Neguhe Anvzna, "Rirel Tbl'f Thvqr gb Lvqqvfu"
  %%
  Xvyy n pbzzvr sbe Puevfg!
--- 867,874 ----
  Xnfun, a.:
  	Xnfun vf nyjnlf qrsvarq nf "ohpxjurng tebngf".  Gurer'f bayl
  	bar ceboyrz jvgu guvf qrsvavgvba: jung gur shpx ner "ohpxjurng
! 	tebngf"?  *_^HV* xabj jung gurl ner -- gurl'er xnfun.  Ohg gung
! 	qbrfa'g uryc *_^Hl_^Hb_^Hh* zhpu.
  		-- Neguhe Anvzna, "Rirel Tbl'f Thvqr gb Lvqqvfu"
  %%
  Xvyy n pbzzvr sbe Puevfg!
*** obscene.r13.ab.old	Mon Jun 29 13:26:33 1987
--- obscene.r13.ab	Thu May 21 16:52:37 1987
***************
*** 206,212 ****
  		-- Zef. Olear'f Qvpgvbanel bs Hahfhny, Bofpher &
  		   Cercbfgrebhf Jbeqf
  %%
! Erntna pna'g _n_p_g rvgure
  %%
  Erzrzore jura lbh jrer n xvq naq gur oblf qvqa'g yvxr gur tveyf?  Bayl
  fvffvrf yvxrq tveyf?  Jung V'z gelvat gb gryy lbh vf gung abguvat'f
--- 206,212 ----
  		-- Zef. Olear'f Qvpgvbanel bs Hahfhny, Bofpher &
  		   Cercbfgrebhf Jbeqf
  %%
! Erntna pna'g _^Hn_^Hp_^Hg rvgure
  %%
  Erzrzore jura lbh jrer n xvq naq gur oblf qvqa'g yvxr gur tveyf?  Bayl
  fvffvrf yvxrq tveyf?  Jung V'z gelvat gb gryy lbh vf gung abguvat'f
***************
*** 257,269 ****
  %%
  Fnvq Rvafgrva, "V unir na rdhngvba
  Juvpu gb fbzr znl frrz enorynvfvna:
! 	Yrg _I or ivetvavgl
  	Nccebnpuvat vasvavgl;
! Yrg _C or n pbafgnag crefhnfvba;
  
! "Yrg _I bire _C or vairegrq
! Jvgu gur fdhner ebbg bs _Z_h vafregrq
! 	_A gvzrf vagb _I ...
  	Gur erfhyg, D.R.Q.,
  Vf n eryngvir!"  Rvafgrva nffregrq.
  %%
--- 257,269 ----
  %%
  Fnvq Rvafgrva, "V unir na rdhngvba
  Juvpu gb fbzr znl frrz enorynvfvna:
! 	Yrg _^HI or ivetvavgl
  	Nccebnpuvat vasvavgl;
! Yrg _^HC or n pbafgnag crefhnfvba;
  
! "Yrg _^HI bire _^HC or vairegrq
! Jvgu gur fdhner ebbg bs _^HZ_^Hh vafregrq
! 	_^HA gvzrf vagb _^HI ...
  	Gur erfhyg, D.R.Q.,
  Vf n eryngvir!"  Rvafgrva nffregrq.
  %%
***************
*** 896,902 ****
  Jul zneel n ivetva?  Vs fur jnfa'g tbbq rabhtu sbe gur erfg bs gurz
  gura fur vfa'g tbbq rabhtu sbe lbh.
  %%
! Jbzra Havgr!  Znxr *___uvz* fyrrc va gur jrg fcbg gbavtug!
  %%
  Jbzra jub jnag gb or rdhny gb zra ynpx vzntvangvba
  		-- Tenssvgb va n jbzra'f erfgebbz
--- 896,902 ----
  Jul zneel n ivetva?  Vs fur jnfa'g tbbq rabhtu sbe gur erfg bs gurz
  gura fur vfa'g tbbq rabhtu sbe lbh.
  %%
! Jbzra Havgr!  Znxr *_^Hu_^Hv_^Hz* fyrrc va gur jrg fcbg gbavtug!
  %%
  Jbzra jub jnag gb or rdhny gb zra ynpx vzntvangvba
  		-- Tenssvgb va n jbzra'f erfgebbz
*** scene.aa	Mon Jun 22 16:05:42 1987
--- scene.aa.old	Mon Jun 22 15:59:40 1987
***************
*** 229,235 ****
  	Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into
  the toaster -- "I wish the toaster to be happy too".
  %%
! A diva who specializes in risqu'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano ...
  %%
  	A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing
  about whose profession was the oldest.  In the course of their
--- 229,235 ----
  	Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into
  the toaster -- "I wish the toaster to be happy too".
  %%
! A diva who specializes in risqu'^He arias is an off-coloratura soprano ...
  %%
  	A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing
  about whose profession was the oldest.  In the course of their
***************
*** 294,300 ****
  %%
  A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.
  A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident.
! But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- *____that ___had __to ____mean _________something*.
  		-- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"
  %%
  A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort
--- 294,300 ----
  %%
  A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.
  A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident.
! But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- *_^H_^H_^H_^Hthat _^H_^H_^Hhad _^H_^Hto _^H_^H_^H_^Hmean _^H_^H_^H_^H_^H_^H_^H_^H_^Hsomething*.
  		-- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"
  %%
  A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort
***************
*** 717,723 ****
  A.A.A.A.A.:
  	An organization for drunks who drive
  %%
! AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!!
  You brute!  Knock before entering a ladies room!
  %%
  Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
--- 717,723 ----
  A.A.A.A.A.:
  	An organization for drunks who drive
  %%
! ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^GAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!!^G
  You brute!  Knock before entering a ladies room!
  %%
  Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
***************
*** 1069,1075 ****
  And all the coders merely butchers;
  They have their exits and their entrails;
  And one int in his time plays many widths,
! His sizeof being _N bytes.  At first the infant,
  Mewling and puking in the Regent's arms.
  And then the whining schoolboy, with his Sun,
  And shining morning face, creeping like slug
--- 1069,1075 ----
  And all the coders merely butchers;
  They have their exits and their entrails;
  And one int in his time plays many widths,
! His sizeof being _^HN bytes.  At first the infant,
  Mewling and puking in the Regent's arms.
  And then the whining schoolboy, with his Sun,
  And shining morning face, creeping like slug
*** scene.ab	Mon Jun 22 16:05:45 1987
--- scene.ab.old	Mon Jun 22 15:59:46 1987
***************
*** 87,93 ****
  Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but
  television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom
  and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that
! offers whiter teeth *___and* fresher breath.
  		-- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly
  		   Do"
  %%
--- 87,93 ----
  Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but
  television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom
  and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that
! offers whiter teeth *___^H^H^Hand* fresher breath.
  		-- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly
  		   Do"
  %%
***************
*** 460,466 ****
  ... at least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped on my hand.
  		-- J. B. White
  %%
! "At least they're ___________EXPERIENCED incompetents"
  %%
  At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his
  thumb with a hammer.
--- 460,466 ----
  ... at least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped on my hand.
  		-- J. B. White
  %%
! "At least they're ___________^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HEXPERIENCED incompetents"
  %%
  At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his
  thumb with a hammer.
***************
*** 1052,1058 ****
  fast.  People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are
  often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people
  from point B are so keen to get there and what's so great about point B
! that so many people from point A are so keen to get _____there.  They often
  wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell
  they wanted to be.
  		-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
--- 1052,1058 ----
  fast.  People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are
  often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people
  from point B are so keen to get there and what's so great about point B
! that so many people from point A are so keen to get _____^H^H^H^H^Hthere.  They often
  wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell
  they wanted to be.
  		-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
***************
*** 1180,1186 ****
  If *you* understand, Cecil, then show me the way
  And rescue my psyche from quantum decay.
  But if this queer thing has perplexed even you,
! Then I will *___and* I won't see you in Schrodinger's zoo.
  		-- Randy F., Chicago, "The Straight Dope, a compendium
  		   of human knowledge" by Cecil Adams
  %%
--- 1180,1186 ----
  If *you* understand, Cecil, then show me the way
  And rescue my psyche from quantum decay.
  But if this queer thing has perplexed even you,
! Then I will *___^H^H^Hand* I won't see you in Schrodinger's zoo.
  		-- Randy F., Chicago, "The Straight Dope, a compendium
  		   of human knowledge" by Cecil Adams
  %%
*** scene.ac	Mon Jun 22 16:05:47 1987
--- scene.ac.old	Mon Jun 22 15:59:51 1987
***************
*** 48,54 ****
  %%
  Cleanliness is next to impossible.
  %%
! Cleveland still lives.  God ____must be dead.
  %%
  "Cleveland?  Yes, I spent a week there one day."
  %%
--- 48,54 ----
  %%
  Cleanliness is next to impossible.
  %%
! Cleveland still lives.  God ____^H^H^H^Hmust be dead.
  %%
  "Cleveland?  Yes, I spent a week there one day."
  %%
***************
*** 110,116 ****
  %%
  Come, let us hasten to a higher plane,
  Where dyads tread the fairy fields of Venn,
! Their indices bedecked from one to _n,
  Commingled in an endless Markov chain!
  		-- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"
  %%
--- 110,116 ----
  %%
  Come, let us hasten to a higher plane,
  Where dyads tread the fairy fields of Venn,
! Their indices bedecked from one to _^Hn,
  Commingled in an endless Markov chain!
  		-- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"
  %%
***************
*** 181,187 ****
  	Any "idea" for which an outside consultant billed you more than
  	$25,000.
  %%
! ... [concerning quotation marks] even if we *___did* quote anybody in this
  business, it probably would be gibberish.
  		-- Thom McLeod
  %%
--- 181,187 ----
  	Any "idea" for which an outside consultant billed you more than
  	$25,000.
  %%
! ... [concerning quotation marks] even if we *___^H^H^Hdid* quote anybody in this
  business, it probably would be gibberish.
  		-- Thom McLeod
  %%
***************
*** 322,328 ****
  improve.
  %%
  Dear Lord:
! 	I just want *___one* one-armed manager so I never have to hear "On
  	the other hand", again.
  %%
  Dear Miss Manners:
--- 322,328 ----
  improve.
  %%
  Dear Lord:
! 	I just want *___^H^H^Hone* one-armed manager so I never have to hear "On
  	the other hand", again.
  %%
  Dear Miss Manners:
***************
*** 744,750 ****
  	The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front
  	of your eyes.
  %%
! Drink Canada Dry!  You might not succeed, but it *__is* fun trying.
  %%
  Drive defensively.  Buy a tank.
  %%
--- 744,750 ----
  	The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front
  	of your eyes.
  %%
! Drink Canada Dry!  You might not succeed, but it *__^H^His* fun trying.
  %%
  Drive defensively.  Buy a tank.
  %%
***************
*** 776,782 ****
  shot at mine, over there."
  %%
  During the next two hours, the system will be going up and down several
! times, often with lin~po_~{po       ~poz~ppo\~{ o n~po_~{o[po	 ~y oodsou>#w4k**n~po_~{ol;lkld;f;g;dd;po\~{o
  %%
  "Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.  And my advice to you is to have
  nothing whatever to do with it."
--- 776,782 ----
  shot at mine, over there."
  %%
  During the next two hours, the system will be going up and down several
! times, often with lin~po_~{po       ~poz~ppo\~{ o n~po_^G~{o[po	 ~y oodsou>#w4k**n~po_^G~{ol;lkld;f;g;dd;po\~{o
  %%
  "Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.  And my advice to you is to have
  nothing whatever to do with it."
***************
*** 918,925 ****
  %%
  Es brilig war.  Die schlichte Toven
  	Wirrten und wimmelten in Waben;
! Und aller-m"umsige Burggoven
! 	Dir mohmen R"ath ausgraben.
  		-- Lewis Carrol, "Through the Looking Glass"
  %%
  Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
--- 918,925 ----
  %%
  Es brilig war.  Die schlichte Toven
  	Wirrten und wimmelten in Waben;
! Und aller-m"^Humsige Burggoven
! 	Dir mohmen R"^Hath ausgraben.
  		-- Lewis Carrol, "Through the Looking Glass"
  %%
  Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
***************
*** 1024,1030 ****
  Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
  %%
  Everyone can be taught to sculpt: Michelangelo would have had to be
! taught how ___not to.  So it is with the great programmers.
  %%
  Everyone is a genius.  It's just that some people are too stupid to
  realize it.
--- 1024,1030 ----
  Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
  %%
  Everyone can be taught to sculpt: Michelangelo would have had to be
! taught how ___^H^H^Hnot to.  So it is with the great programmers.
  %%
  Everyone is a genius.  It's just that some people are too stupid to
  realize it.
***************
*** 1032,1038 ****
  Everyone knows that dragons don't exist.  But while this simplistic
  formulation may satisfy the layman, it does not suffice for the
  scientific mind.  The School of Higher Neantical Nillity is in fact
! wholly unconcerned with what ____does exist.  Indeed, the banality of
  existence has been so amply demonstrated, there is no need for us to
  discuss it any further here.  The brilliant Cerebron, attacking the
  problem analytically, discovered three distinct kinds of dragon: the
--- 1032,1038 ----
  Everyone knows that dragons don't exist.  But while this simplistic
  formulation may satisfy the layman, it does not suffice for the
  scientific mind.  The School of Higher Neantical Nillity is in fact
! wholly unconcerned with what ____^H^H^H^Hdoes exist.  Indeed, the banality of
  existence has been so amply demonstrated, there is no need for us to
  discuss it any further here.  The brilliant Cerebron, attacking the
  problem analytically, discovered three distinct kinds of dragon: the
***************
*** 1041,1047 ****
  different way ...
  		-- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"
  %%
! Everyone talks about apathy, but no one ____does anything about it.
  %%
  Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately,
  no one we know belongs.
--- 1041,1047 ----
  different way ...
  		-- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"
  %%
! Everyone talks about apathy, but no one ____^H^H^H^Hdoes anything about it.
  %%
  Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately,
  no one we know belongs.
*** scene.ad	Mon Jun 22 16:05:50 1987
--- scene.ad.old	Mon Jun 22 15:59:58 1987
***************
*** 75,81 ****
  		-- Robert Firth
  %%
  Flappity, floppity, flip
! The mouse on the m"obius strip;
  	The strip revolved,
  	The mouse dissolved
  In a chronodimensional skip.
--- 75,81 ----
  		-- Robert Firth
  %%
  Flappity, floppity, flip
! The mouse on the m"^Hobius strip;
  	The strip revolved,
  	The mouse dissolved
  In a chronodimensional skip.
***************
*** 775,785 ****
  Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
  %%
  Gray's Law of Programming:
! 	`_n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same
! 	time as `_n' tasks.
  
  Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law:
! 	`_n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as `_n' trivial tasks.
  %%
  Great minds run in great circles.
  %%
--- 775,785 ----
  Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
  %%
  Gray's Law of Programming:
! 	`_^Hn+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same
! 	time as `_^Hn' tasks.
  
  Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law:
! 	`_^Hn+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as `_^Hn' trivial tasks.
  %%
  Great minds run in great circles.
  %%
***************
*** 1069,1075 ****
  "He's the kind of man for the times that need the kind of man he is ..."
  %%
  HE:  Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
! SHE: What?!?  Science got enough trouble with their ___OWN brains.
  		-- Walt Kelley
  %%
  Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
--- 1069,1075 ----
  "He's the kind of man for the times that need the kind of man he is ..."
  %%
  HE:  Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
! SHE: What?!?  Science got enough trouble with their ___^H^H^HOWN brains.
  		-- Walt Kelley
  %%
  Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
***************
*** 1147,1158 ****
  %%
  Here in my heart, I am Helen;
  	I'm Aspasia and Hero, at least.
! I'm Judith, and Jael, and Madame de Sta"el;
  	I'm Salome, moon of the East.
  
  Here in my soul I am Sappho;
  	Lady Hamilton am I, as well.
! In me R'ecamier vies with Kitty O'Shea,
  	With Dido, and Eve, and poor nell.
  
  I'm all of the glamorous ladies
--- 1147,1158 ----
  %%
  Here in my heart, I am Helen;
  	I'm Aspasia and Hero, at least.
! I'm Judith, and Jael, and Madame de Sta"^Hel;
  	I'm Salome, moon of the East.
  
  Here in my soul I am Sappho;
  	Lady Hamilton am I, as well.
! In me R'^Hecamier vies with Kitty O'Shea,
  	With Dido, and Eve, and poor nell.
  
  I'm all of the glamorous ladies
*** scene.ae	Mon Jun 22 16:05:52 1987
--- scene.ae.old	Mon Jun 22 16:00:03 1987
***************
*** 422,428 ****
  %%
  "I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before?!?"
  %%
! "I don't think so," said Ren'e Descartes.  Just then, he vanished.
  %%
  "I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.  On the other
  hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out."
--- 422,428 ----
  %%
  "I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before?!?"
  %%
! "I don't think so," said Ren'^He Descartes.  Just then, he vanished.
  %%
  "I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.  On the other
  hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out."
***************
*** 463,469 ****
  %%
  "I found out why my car was humming.  It had forgotten the words."
  %%
! I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex.  It was the most *__________horrifying* 20
  minutes of my life!
  %%
  'I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."
--- 463,469 ----
  %%
  "I found out why my car was humming.  It had forgotten the words."
  %%
! I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex.  It was the most *__________^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hhorrifying* 20
  minutes of my life!
  %%
  'I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."
***************
*** 543,549 ****
  		-- Blaise Pascal
  %%
  I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole
! ____BODY!
  		-- from "Cerebus" #82
  %%
  "I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer."
--- 543,549 ----
  		-- Blaise Pascal
  %%
  I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole
! ____^H^H^H^HBODY!
  		-- from "Cerebus" #82
  %%
  "I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer."
***************
*** 670,676 ****
  I see the eigenvalue in thine eye,
  I hear the tender tensor in thy sigh.
  Bernoulli would have been content to die
! Had he but known such _a-squared cos 2(phi)!
  		-- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"
  %%
  I sent a letter to the fish,
--- 670,676 ----
  I see the eigenvalue in thine eye,
  I hear the tender tensor in thy sigh.
  Bernoulli would have been content to die
! Had he but known such _^Ha-squared cos 2(phi)!
  		-- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"
  %%
  I sent a letter to the fish,
***************
*** 976,982 ****
  %%
  I'm rated PG-34!!
  %%
! "I'm really enjoying not talking to you ... Let's not talk again ____REAL
  soon ..."
  %%
  "I'm returning this note to you, instead of your paper, because it
--- 976,982 ----
  %%
  I'm rated PG-34!!
  %%
! "I'm really enjoying not talking to you ... Let's not talk again ____^H^H^H^HREAL
  soon ..."
  %%
  "I'm returning this note to you, instead of your paper, because it
***************
*** 1068,1078 ****
  forecast is a camel's behind.
  		-- Edgar R. Fiedler
  %%
! If A equals success, then the formula is _A = _X + _Y + _Z.  _X is work.  _Y
! is play.  _Z is keep your mouth shut.
  		-- Albert Einstein
  %%
! If a group of _N persons implements a COBOL compiler, there will be _N-1
  passes.  Someone in the group has to be the manager.
  		-- T. Cheatham
  %%
--- 1068,1078 ----
  forecast is a camel's behind.
  		-- Edgar R. Fiedler
  %%
! If A equals success, then the formula is _^HA = _^HX + _^HY + _^HZ.  _^HX is work.  _^HY
! is play.  _^HZ is keep your mouth shut.
  		-- Albert Einstein
  %%
! If a group of _^HN persons implements a COBOL compiler, there will be _^HN-1
  passes.  Someone in the group has to be the manager.
  		-- T. Cheatham
  %%
*** scene.af	Mon Jun 22 16:05:54 1987
--- scene.af.old	Mon Jun 22 16:00:09 1987
***************
*** 294,303 ****
  	door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!"
  		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
  %%
! Il brilgue: les t^oves libricilleux
  	Se gyrent et frillant dans le guave,
! Enm^im'es sont les gougebosquex,
! 	Et le m^omerade horgrave.
  		-- Lewis Carrol, "Through the Looking Glass"
  %%
  Iles's Law:
--- 294,303 ----
  	door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!"
  		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
  %%
! Il brilgue: les t^^Hoves libricilleux
  	Se gyrent et frillant dans le guave,
! Enm^^Him'^Hes sont les gougebosquex,
! 	Et le m^^Homerade horgrave.
  		-- Lewis Carrol, "Through the Looking Glass"
  %%
  Iles's Law:
***************
*** 494,500 ****
  In seeking the unattainable, simplicity only gets in the way.
  		-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
  %%
! "In short, _N is Richardian if, and only if, _N is not Richardian."
  %%
  In specifications, Murphy's Law supersedes Ohm's.
  %%
--- 494,500 ----
  In seeking the unattainable, simplicity only gets in the way.
  		-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
  %%
! "In short, _^HN is Richardian if, and only if, _^HN is not Richardian."
  %%
  In specifications, Murphy's Law supersedes Ohm's.
  %%
***************
*** 513,519 ****
  
  So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in
  Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost
! ___see the high-water mark -- the place where the wave finally broke and
  rolled back.
  		-- Hunter S. Thompson, "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
  %%
--- 513,519 ----
  
  So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in
  Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost
! ___^H^H^Hsee the high-water mark -- the place where the wave finally broke and
  rolled back.
  		-- Hunter S. Thompson, "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
  %%
***************
*** 684,690 ****
  		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
  %%
  It has been said [by Anatole France], "it is not by amusing oneself
! that one learns," and, in reply: "it is *____only* by amusing oneself that
  one can learn."
  		-- Edward Kasner and James R. Newman
  %%
--- 684,690 ----
  		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
  %%
  It has been said [by Anatole France], "it is not by amusing oneself
! that one learns," and, in reply: "it is *____^H^H^H^Honly* by amusing oneself that
  one can learn."
  		-- Edward Kasner and James R. Newman
  %%
***************
*** 866,872 ****
  It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
  warning to others.
  %%
! "It runs like _x, where _x is something unsavory"
  		-- Prof. Romas Aleliunas, CS 435
  %%
  It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the
--- 866,872 ----
  It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
  warning to others.
  %%
! "It runs like _^Hx, where _^Hx is something unsavory"
  		-- Prof. Romas Aleliunas, CS 435
  %%
  It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the
***************
*** 938,944 ****
  "It means summon's in trouble."
  		-- Rocky and Bullwinkle
  %%
! It's a very *__UN*lucky week in which to be took dead.
  		-- Churchy La Femme
  %%
  It's always darkest just before it gets pitch black.
--- 938,944 ----
  "It means summon's in trouble."
  		-- Rocky and Bullwinkle
  %%
! It's a very *__^H^HUN*lucky week in which to be took dead.
  		-- Churchy La Femme
  %%
  It's always darkest just before it gets pitch black.
***************
*** 1206,1212 ****
  	Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students,
  	and parking for the faculty.
  %%
! Kids have *_____never* taken guidance from their parents.  If you could
  travel back in time and observe the original primate family in the
  original tree, you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate
  teenager for sitting around and sulking all day instead of hunting for
--- 1206,1212 ----
  	Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students,
  	and parking for the faculty.
  %%
! Kids have *_____^H^H^H^H^Hnever* taken guidance from their parents.  If you could
  travel back in time and observe the original primate family in the
  original tree, you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate
  teenager for sitting around and sulking all day instead of hunting for
*** scene.ag	Mon Jun 22 16:05:57 1987
--- scene.ag.old	Mon Jun 22 16:00:15 1987
***************
*** 257,263 ****
  Lizzie Borden took an axe,
  And plunged it deep into the VAX;
  Don't you envy people who
! Do all the things ___YOU want to do?
  %%
  Loan-department manager:  "There isn't any fine print.  At these
  interest rates, we don't need it."
--- 257,263 ----
  Lizzie Borden took an axe,
  And plunged it deep into the VAX;
  Don't you envy people who
! Do all the things ___^H^H^HYOU want to do?
  %%
  Loan-department manager:  "There isn't any fine print.  At these
  interest rates, we don't need it."
***************
*** 284,290 ****
  	The chances of getting eaten up by a lion on Main Street aren't
  	one in a million, but once would be enough.
  %%
! Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells *_____awful*.
  %%
  ... Logically incoherent, semantically incomprehensible, and
  legally ... impeccable!
--- 284,290 ----
  	The chances of getting eaten up by a lion on Main Street aren't
  	one in a million, but once would be enough.
  %%
! Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells *_____^H^H^H^H^Hawful*.
  %%
  ... Logically incoherent, semantically incomprehensible, and
  legally ... impeccable!
***************
*** 295,301 ****
  But let them prove it if they can.
  		-- Oliver Goldsmith
  %%
! Look out!  Behind you!
  %%
  Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game.  You want us
  to pay income taxes, too?
--- 295,301 ----
  But let them prove it if they can.
  		-- Oliver Goldsmith
  %%
! Look out!  Behind you!^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G
  %%
  Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game.  You want us
  to pay income taxes, too?
***************
*** 447,453 ****
  
  Man 2:	OK, what is the most impo---
  
! Man 1:	______TIMING!
  %%
  "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
  		-- Lily Tomlin
--- 447,453 ----
  
  Man 2:	OK, what is the most impo---
  
! Man 1:	______^H^H^H^H^H^HTIMING!
  %%
  "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
  		-- Lily Tomlin
*** scene.ah	Mon Jun 22 16:05:59 1987
--- scene.ah.old	Mon Jun 22 16:00:23 1987
***************
*** 167,173 ****
  O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's Law:
  	Murphy was an optimist.
  %%
! "Of ______course it's the murder weapon.  Who would frame someone with a
  fake?"
  %%
  Of all possible committee reactions to any given agenda item, the
--- 167,173 ----
  O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's Law:
  	Murphy was an optimist.
  %%
! "Of ______^H^H^H^H^H^Hcourse it's the murder weapon.  Who would frame someone with a
  fake?"
  %%
  Of all possible committee reactions to any given agenda item, the
***************
*** 460,466 ****
  		-- Will Durant
  %%
  One of the oldest problems puzzled over in the Talmud is: "Why did God
! create goyim?"  The generally accepted answer is "________somebody has to buy
  retail."
  		-- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish"
  %%
--- 460,466 ----
  		-- Will Durant
  %%
  One of the oldest problems puzzled over in the Talmud is: "Why did God
! create goyim?"  The generally accepted answer is "________^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hsomebody has to buy
  retail."
  		-- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish"
  %%
***************
*** 587,593 ****
  Our documentation manager was showing her 2 year old son around the
  office.  He was introduced to me, at which time he pointed out that we
  were both holding bags of popcorn.  We were both holding bottles of
! juice.  But only *__he* had a lollipop.
  
  He asked his mother, "Why doesn't HE have a lollipop?"
  
--- 587,593 ----
  Our documentation manager was showing her 2 year old son around the
  office.  He was introduced to me, at which time he pointed out that we
  were both holding bags of popcorn.  We were both holding bottles of
! juice.  But only *_^H_^Hhe* had a lollipop.
  
  He asked his mother, "Why doesn't HE have a lollipop?"
  
***************
*** 970,976 ****
  The square was finally cleared by armed carabineri with tears of
  laughter streaming down their faces.  The event set a record for
  hilarious civic functions, smashing the previous record set when Baron
! Hans Neizant B"ompzidaize was elected Landburgher of K"oln in 1653.
  		-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
  %%
  Portable, adj.:
--- 970,976 ----
  The square was finally cleared by armed carabineri with tears of
  laughter streaming down their faces.  The event set a record for
  hilarious civic functions, smashing the previous record set when Baron
! Hans Neizant B"^Hompzidaize was elected Landburgher of K"^Holn in 1653.
  		-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
  %%
  Portable, adj.:
***************
*** 1033,1049 ****
  %%
  Proof techniques #1: Proof by Induction.
  
! This technique is used on equations with "_n" in them.  Induction
  techniques are very popular, even the military used them.
  
  SAMPLE: Proof of induction without proof of induction.
  
! 	We know it's true for _n equal to 1.  Now assume that it's true
! for every natural number less than _n.  _N is arbitrary, so we can take _n
! as large as we want.  If _n is sufficiently large, the case of _n+1 is
! trivially equivalent, so the only important _n are _n less than _n.  We
! can take _n = _n (from above), so it's true for _n+1 because it's just
! about _n.
  	QED.	(QED translates from the Latin as "So what?")
  %%
  Proof techniques #2: Proof by Oddity.
--- 1033,1049 ----
  %%
  Proof techniques #1: Proof by Induction.
  
! This technique is used on equations with "_^Hn" in them.  Induction
  techniques are very popular, even the military used them.
  
  SAMPLE: Proof of induction without proof of induction.
  
! 	We know it's true for _^Hn equal to 1.  Now assume that it's true
! for every natural number less than _^Hn.  _^HN is arbitrary, so we can take _^Hn
! as large as we want.  If _^Hn is sufficiently large, the case of _^Hn+1 is
! trivially equivalent, so the only important _^Hn are _^Hn less than _^Hn.  We
! can take _^Hn = _^Hn (from above), so it's true for _^Hn+1 because it's just
! about _^Hn.
  	QED.	(QED translates from the Latin as "So what?")
  %%
  Proof techniques #2: Proof by Oddity.
***************
*** 1061,1067 ****
  	"Try it; it works"
  	Constipation (I was just sitting there and ...)
  	Blatant assertion
! 	Changing all the 2's to _n's
  	Mutual consent
  	Lack of a counterexample, and
  	"It stands to reason"
--- 1061,1067 ----
  	"Try it; it works"
  	Constipation (I was just sitting there and ...)
  	Blatant assertion
! 	Changing all the 2's to _^Hn's
  	Mutual consent
  	Lack of a counterexample, and
  	"It stands to reason"
*** scene.ai	Mon Jun 22 16:06:02 1987
--- scene.ai.old	Mon Jun 22 16:00:29 1987
***************
*** 73,79 ****
  Real software engineers don't like the idea of some inexplicable and
  greasy hardware several aisles away that may stop working at any
  moment.  They have a great distrust of hardware people, and wish that
! systems could be virtual at *___all* levels.  They would like personal
  computers (you know no one's going to trip over something and kill your
  DFA in mid-transit), except that they need 8 megabytes to run their
  Correctness Verification Aid packages.
--- 73,79 ----
  Real software engineers don't like the idea of some inexplicable and
  greasy hardware several aisles away that may stop working at any
  moment.  They have a great distrust of hardware people, and wish that
! systems could be virtual at *___^H^H^Hall* levels.  They would like personal
  computers (you know no one's going to trip over something and kill your
  DFA in mid-transit), except that they need 8 megabytes to run their
  Correctness Verification Aid packages.
***************
*** 433,439 ****
  Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made
  of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts
  is not necessarily science.
! 		-- Henri Poincair'e
  %%
  Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
  %%
--- 433,439 ----
  Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made
  of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts
  is not necessarily science.
! 		-- Henri Poincair'^He
  %%
  Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
  %%
***************
*** 490,496 ****
  		-- from the IEEE Standard Digital Interface for
  		   Programmable Instrumentation
  %%
! Security check: INTRUDER ALERT!
  %%
  Seduced, shaggy Samson snored.
  She scissored short.  Sorely shorn,
--- 490,496 ----
  		-- from the IEEE Standard Digital Interface for
  		   Programmable Instrumentation
  %%
! Security check: ^G^G^GINTRUDER ALERT!
  %%
  Seduced, shaggy Samson snored.
  She scissored short.  Sorely shorn,
***************
*** 954,960 ****
  communicate, children who can't communicate with their parents, and so
  on.  And the characters in these books and plays and so on (and in real
  life, I might add) spend hours bemoaning the fact that they can't
! communicate.  I feel that if a person can't communicate, the very _____least
  he can do is to Shut Up!
  		-- Tom Lehrer, "That Was the Year that Was"
  %%
--- 954,960 ----
  communicate, children who can't communicate with their parents, and so
  on.  And the characters in these books and plays and so on (and in real
  life, I might add) spend hours bemoaning the fact that they can't
! communicate.  I feel that if a person can't communicate, the very _____^H^H^H^H^Hleast
  he can do is to Shut Up!
  		-- Tom Lehrer, "That Was the Year that Was"
  %%
***************
*** 978,984 ****
  	wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
  %%
  "Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist
! drivel; Star Trek can turn your brains to pur'ee of bat guano; and the
  greatest science fiction series of all time is Doctor Who!  And I'll
  take you all on, one-by-one or all in a bunch to back it up!"
  		-- Harlan Ellison
--- 978,984 ----
  	wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
  %%
  "Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist
! drivel; Star Trek can turn your brains to pur'^Hee of bat guano; and the
  greatest science fiction series of all time is Doctor Who!  And I'll
  take you all on, one-by-one or all in a bunch to back it up!"
  		-- Harlan Ellison
*** scene.aj	Mon Jun 22 16:06:05 1987
--- scene.aj.old	Mon Jun 22 16:00:43 1987
***************
*** 183,190 ****
  	"Kool-Aid is goyish.  All Drake's Cakes are goyish.
  Pumpernickel is Jewish and, as you know, white bread is very goyish.
  Instant potatoes -- goyish.  Black cherry soda's very Jewish.
! Macaroons are ____very Jewish.  Fruit salad is Jewish.  Lime Jell-O is
! goyish.  Lime soda is ____very goyish.  Trailer parks are so goyish that
  Jews won't go near them ..."
  		-- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish"
  %%
--- 183,190 ----
  	"Kool-Aid is goyish.  All Drake's Cakes are goyish.
  Pumpernickel is Jewish and, as you know, white bread is very goyish.
  Instant potatoes -- goyish.  Black cherry soda's very Jewish.
! Macaroons are ____^H^H^H^Hvery Jewish.  Fruit salad is Jewish.  Lime Jell-O is
! goyish.  Lime soda is ____^H^H^H^Hvery goyish.  Trailer parks are so goyish that
  Jews won't go near them ..."
  		-- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish"
  %%
***************
*** 363,369 ****
  to be good.
  %%
  The government [is] extremely fond of amassing great quantities of
! statistics.  These are raised to the _nth degree, the cube roots are
  extracted, and the results are arranged into elaborate and impressive
  displays.  What must be kept ever in mind, however, is that in every
  case, the figures are first put down by a village watchman, and he puts
--- 363,369 ----
  to be good.
  %%
  The government [is] extremely fond of amassing great quantities of
! statistics.  These are raised to the _^Hnth degree, the cube roots are
  extracted, and the results are arranged into elaborate and impressive
  displays.  What must be kept ever in mind, however, is that in every
  case, the figures are first put down by a village watchman, and he puts
***************
*** 1119,1126 ****
  heat it to the point where the heat lost by radiation is just equal to
  the heat received by radiation, i.e., Heaven loses 50 times as much
  heat as the Earth by radiation.  Using the Stefan-Boltzmann law for
! radiation, (_H/_E)^4 = 50, where _E is the absolute temperature of the
! earth (-300K), gives _H as 798K (525C).  The exact temperature of Hell
  cannot be computed ... [However] Revelations 21:8 says "But the
  fearful, and unbelieving ... shall have their part in the lake which
  burneth with fire and brimstone."  A lake of molten brimstone means
--- 1119,1126 ----
  heat it to the point where the heat lost by radiation is just equal to
  the heat received by radiation, i.e., Heaven loses 50 times as much
  heat as the Earth by radiation.  Using the Stefan-Boltzmann law for
! radiation, (_^HH/_^HE)^4 = 50, where _^HE is the absolute temperature of the
! earth (-300K), gives _^HH as 798K (525C).  The exact temperature of Hell
  cannot be computed ... [However] Revelations 21:8 says "But the
  fearful, and unbelieving ... shall have their part in the lake which
  burneth with fire and brimstone."  A lake of molten brimstone means
*** scene.ak	Mon Jun 22 16:06:07 1987
--- scene.ak.old	Mon Jun 22 16:00:50 1987
***************
*** 28,34 ****
  	Someone dropped me on my head?
  		-- Dorothy Parker
  %%
! There *__is* intelligent life on Earth, but I leave for Texas on Monday.
  %%
  There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable,
  and praiseworthy ...
--- 28,34 ----
  	Someone dropped me on my head?
  		-- Dorothy Parker
  %%
! There *__^H^His* intelligent life on Earth, but I leave for Texas on Monday.
  %%
  There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable,
  and praiseworthy ...
***************
*** 60,66 ****
  every other person you meet with that name will be Jewish.  Why is
  this?
  	Who knows?  Learned rabbis have pondered this question for
! centuries and have failed to come up with an answer, and you think ___you
  can find one?  Get serious.  You don't even understand why it's
  forbidden to eat crab -- fresh cold crab with mayonnaise -- or lobster
  -- soft tender morsels of lobster dipped in melted butter.  You don't
--- 60,66 ----
  every other person you meet with that name will be Jewish.  Why is
  this?
  	Who knows?  Learned rabbis have pondered this question for
! centuries and have failed to come up with an answer, and you think ___^H^H^Hyou
  can find one?  Get serious.  You don't even understand why it's
  forbidden to eat crab -- fresh cold crab with mayonnaise -- or lobster
  -- soft tender morsels of lobster dipped in melted butter.  You don't
***************
*** 420,426 ****
  This Fortue Examined By INSPECTOR NO. 2-14
  %%
  This fortune cookie program out of order.  For those in desperate need,
! please use the program "________randchar".  This program generates random
  characters, and, given enough time, will undoubtedly come up with
  something profound.  It will, however, take it no time at all to be
  more profound than THIS program has ever been.
--- 420,426 ----
  This Fortue Examined By INSPECTOR NO. 2-14
  %%
  This fortune cookie program out of order.  For those in desperate need,
! please use the program "________^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hrandchar".  This program generates random
  characters, and, given enough time, will undoubtedly come up with
  something profound.  It will, however, take it no time at all to be
  more profound than THIS program has ever been.
***************
*** 489,495 ****
  Fortune Hunter", our monthly program guide.  If you contribute 50 or
  more, you will receive a free "Fortune Hunter" coffee mug ....
  %%
! This is the ____LAST time I take travel suggestions from Ray Bradbury!
  %%
  This is the first numerical problem I ever did.  It demonstrates the
  power of computers:
--- 489,495 ----
  Fortune Hunter", our monthly program guide.  If you contribute 50 or
  more, you will receive a free "Fortune Hunter" coffee mug ....
  %%
! This is the ____^H^H^H^HLAST time I take travel suggestions from Ray Bradbury!
  %%
  This is the first numerical problem I ever did.  It demonstrates the
  power of computers:
***************
*** 755,761 ****
  except in major motion pictures."
  		-- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!"
  %%
! Toilet Toup'ee, n.:
  	Any shag carpet that causes the lid to become top-heavy, thus
  	creating endless annoyance to male users.
  		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
--- 755,761 ----
  except in major motion pictures."
  		-- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!"
  %%
! Toilet Toup'^Hee, n.:
  	Any shag carpet that causes the lid to become top-heavy, thus
  	creating endless annoyance to male users.
  		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
***************
*** 811,817 ****
  Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only
  specification is that it should run noiselessly.
  %%
! Trying to establish voice contact ... please ____yell into keyboard.
  %%
  Turnaucka's Law:
  	The attention span of a computer is only as long as its
--- 811,817 ----
  Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only
  specification is that it should run noiselessly.
  %%
! Trying to establish voice contact ... please ____^H^H^H^Hyell into keyboard.
  %%
  Turnaucka's Law:
  	The attention span of a computer is only as long as its
***************
*** 1146,1152 ****
  fish.
  %%
  We don't understand the software, and sometimes we don't understand the
! hardware, but we can *___see* the blinking lights!
  %%
  "We had it tough ... I had to get up at 9 o'clock at night, half an
  hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of dry poison, work 29 hours down
--- 1146,1152 ----
  fish.
  %%
  We don't understand the software, and sometimes we don't understand the
! hardware, but we can *___^H^H^Hsee* the blinking lights!
  %%
  "We had it tough ... I had to get up at 9 o'clock at night, half an
  hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of dry poison, work 29 hours down
*** scene.al	Mon Jun 22 16:06:10 1987
--- scene.al.old	Mon Jun 22 16:00:56 1987
***************
*** 34,40 ****
  they couldn't afford it, that would hold them off.
  		-- President Ronald Reagan, on the MX missile
  %%
! "Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *___can*
  you believe?!"
  		-- Bullwinkle J. Moose [Jay Ward]
  %%
--- 34,40 ----
  they couldn't afford it, that would hold them off.
  		-- President Ronald Reagan, on the MX missile
  %%
! "Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *___^H^H^Hcan*
  you believe?!"
  		-- Bullwinkle J. Moose [Jay Ward]
  %%
***************
*** 369,375 ****
  %%
  When the Ngdanga tribe of West Africa hold their moon love ceremonies,
  the men of the tribe bang their heads on sacred trees until they get a
! nose bleed, which usually cures them of ____that.
  		-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
  %%
  When the speaker and he to whom he is speaks do not understand, that is
--- 369,375 ----
  %%
  When the Ngdanga tribe of West Africa hold their moon love ceremonies,
  the men of the tribe bang their heads on sacred trees until they get a
! nose bleed, which usually cures them of ____^H^H^H^Hthat.
  		-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
  %%
  When the speaker and he to whom he is speaks do not understand, that is
rm /tmp/ctl_fix.$$
exit 0
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