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/* bill.c		 */

#include "header.h"

static char mail600[32];
/*
 *	function to create the tax bill for the user
 */
static int pid;
letter1()
{
	sprintf(mail600, "/tmp/#%dmail600",pid); /* prepare path */
	if (lcreat(mail600) < 0) { 
		write(1,"can't write 600 letter\n",23); 
		return(0);
	}
lprcat("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
lprcat("From:"); 
lprcat("  the URS (Ularn Revenue Service)\n");
lprcat("\nSubject:"); 
lprcat("  undeclared income\n");
lprcat("\n   We heard you survived the caverns of Ularn.  Let me be the");
lprcat("\nfirst to congratulate you on your success.  It is quite a feat.");
lprcat("\nIt must also have been very profitable for you.");
lprcat("\n\n   The Dungeon Master has informed us that you brought");
lprintf("\n%d gold pieces back with you from your journey.  As the",
	(long)c[GOLD]);
lprcat("\ncounty of Ularn is in dire need of funds, we have spared no time");
lprintf("\nin preparing your tax bill.  You owe %d gold pieces as",
	(long)c[GOLD]*TAXRATE);
lprcat("\nof this notice, and is due within 5 days.  Failure to pay will");
lprcat("\nmean penalties.  Once again, congratulations, We look forward");
lprcat("\nto your future successful expeditions.\n");
	lwclose(); 
	return(1);
}

letter2()
{
	sprintf(mail600,"/tmp/#%dmail600",pid); /* prepare path */
	if (lcreat(mail600) < 0) { 
		write(1,"can't write 601 letter\n",23); 
		return(0);
	}
lprcat("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
lprcat("From:"); 
lprcat("  His Majesty King Wilfred of Ularndom\n");
lprcat("\nSubject:"); 
lprcat("  a noble deed\n");
lprcat("\n   I have heard of your magnificent feat, and I, King Wilfred,");
lprcat("\nforthwith declare today to be a national holiday.  Furthermore,");
lprcat("\nhence three days, Ye be invited to the castle to receive the");
if (sex)
lprcat("\nhonour of Knight of the realm.  Upon thy name shall it be written. . .");
else
lprcat("\nhonour of Knightess of the realm.  Upon thy name shall it be written. . .");
lprcat("\nBravery and courage be yours.");
lprcat("\nMay you live in happiness forevermore . . .\n");
lwclose(); 
return(1);
}

letter3()
{
	sprintf(mail600,"/tmp/#%dmail600",pid); /* prepare path */
	if (lcreat(mail600) < 0) { 
		write(1,"can't write 602 letter\n",23); 
		return(0);
	}
	lprcat("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
	lprcat("From:"); 
	lprcat("  Count Endelford\n");
	lprcat("\nSubject:"); 
	if (sex)
		lprcat("  You Bastard!\n");
	else
		lprcat("  You Bitch!\n");
lprcat("\n   I heard (from sources) of your journey.  Congratulations!");
	if (sex)
		lprcat("\nYou Bastard!  ");
	else
		lprcat("\nYou Bitch!  ");
lprcat("With several attempts I have yet to endure the");
lprcat(" caves,\nand you, a nobody, makes the journey!  From this time");
lprcat(" onward, bewarned\nupon our meeting you shall pay the price!\n");
	lwclose(); 
	return(1);
}

letter4()
{
	sprintf(mail600,"/tmp/#%dmail600",pid); /* prepare path */
	if (lcreat(mail600) < 0) { 
		write(1,"can't write 603 letter\n",23); 
		return(0);
	}
	lprcat("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
	lprcat("From:"); 
	lprcat("  Mainair, Duke of Ularnty\n");
	lprcat("\nSubject:"); 
	lprcat("  High Praise\n");
lprcat("\n   With a certainty a hero I declare to be amongst us!  A nod of");
lprcat("\nfavour I send to thee.  Me thinks Count Endelford this day of");
lprcat("\nright breath'eth fire as of dragon of whom ye are slayer.  I");
lprcat("\nyearn to behold his anger and jealously.  Should ye choose to");
lprcat("\nunleash some of thy wealth upon those who be unfortunate, I,");
	lprcat("\nDuke Mainair, Shall equal thy gift also.\n");
	lwclose(); 
	return(1);
}

letter5()
{
	sprintf(mail600,"/tmp/#%dmail600",pid); /* prepare path */
	if (lcreat(mail600) < 0) { 
		write(1,"can't write 604 letter\n",23); 
		return(0);
	}
	lprcat("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
	lprcat("From:"); 
	lprcat("  St. Mary's Children's Home\n");
	lprcat("\nSubject:"); 
	lprcat("  these poor children\n");
lprcat("\n   News of your great conquests has spread to all of Ularndom.");
lprcat("\nMight I have a moment of a great ");
	if (!sex)
		lprcat("woman's");
	else
		lprcat("man's");
lprcat(" time.  We here at St.");
	lprcat("\nMary's Children's Home are very poor, and many children are");
lprcat("\nstarving.  Disease is widespread and very often fatal without");
lprcat("\ngood food.  Could you possibly find it in your heart to help us");
	lprcat("\nin our plight?  Whatever you could give will help much.");
	lprcat("\n(your gift is tax deductible)\n");
	lwclose(); 
	return(1);
}

letter6()
{
	sprintf(mail600,"/tmp/#%dmail600",pid); /* prepare path */
	if (lcreat(mail600) < 0) { 
		write(1,"can't write 605 letter\n",23); 
		return(0);
	}
	lprcat("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
	lprcat("From:"); 
	lprcat("  The National Dianthroritis Society of Ularn\n");
	lprcat("\nSubject:"); 
	lprcat("  hope\n");
lprcat("\nCongratulations on your successful expedition.  We are sure much");
lprcat("\ncourage and determination were needed on your quest.  There are");
lprcat("\nmany though, that could never hope to undertake such a journey");
lprcat("\ndue to an enfeebling disease -- dianthroritis.  We at the National");
lprcat("\nDianthroritis Society of Ularn wish to appeal to your philanthropy in");
lprcat("\norder to save many good people -- possibly even yourself or a loved one a few");
lprcat("\nyears from now.  Much work needs to be done in researching this");
lprcat("\ndreaded disease, and you can help today.  Could you please see it");
lprcat("\nin your heart to give generously?  Your continued good health");
	lprcat("\ncan be your everlasting reward.\n");
	lwclose(); 
	return(1);
}

/*
 *	function to mail the letters to the player if a winner
 */
static int (*pfn[])()= { 
	letter1, letter2, letter3, letter4, letter5, letter6 
};

mailbill()
{
	register int i;
	char buf[128];

	wait(0);  
	pid=getpid();
	if (fork() == 0) {
		resetscroll();
		for (i=0; i<sizeof(pfn)/sizeof(int (*)()); i++)
			if ((*pfn[i])()) {
				sleep(20);  
				sprintf(buf,"mail %s < %s",loginname,mail600);
				system(buf);  
				unlink(mail600);
			}
		exit(0);
	}
}
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